Have a troublemaking JPG? A thieving word document? A scandalous spreadsheet? Electric File Monitor turns your computer into a jail where you can monitor your most criminal programs.
Electric File Monitor not only checks your computer for viruses, it will also bring you into the imprisonment process, putting you in charge of their prison yard and keeping them under wraps by hiring other nefarious files as guards. Yes, it’s odd to use criminal files as guards to watch other criminal files, but these criminal files work for you, automatically making them better, more trustworthy files. You’re a good person, right? So anyone who works for you must be good. Even if they’re bad.
Try to keep up. This all makes sense when you think about it.
Electric File Monitor knows that running a lockup and detection program may be new to you, so it will advise you in how to deal with rioting files and unruly folders. It will even suggest forms of discipline for bad files as it scans your computer, so you don’t have to think too hard about what to do when your collection of family pictures is acting up. Just go along with what the system suggests and don’t think about it too hard. Sure, you love those pictures, but the system is just and fair. It’s a system, so it MUST be. Systems are designed to be fair because people are not involved in any way. No sir.
Should you be too kind and let your files run amok, Electric File Monitor will chastise you appropriately. This is no place for emotions and kindness. We don’t need you worrying about whether imprisonment will actually help these files or not, or if it simply ruins even more file lives in the process. Besides, how else will you put your files to work doing free labor for you if they aren’t afraid of being quarantined? Scared files behave themselves.
Get your files in order today with Electric File Monitor, because a watched file is a productive, good-natured file.