You’re a happening limb looking to meet someone new in Table Manners. Unfortunately, some goofy physics mean each date is probably going to end in silly disaster.
Swipe right to pick who you’ll be going out with that night, and from there, it’s on you to impress whoever you’ve asked out. As a lone hand with some goofy physics at work, though, it will hard to be suave when pouring wine or applying a little heat to your crème brûlée. You might just find yourself trying to put out a flaming table with that wine as your date looks on, unimpressed. These people are a bit too laid back if you ask me. I can’t trust someone who can just scroll through their phone while their table is on fire.
If you somehow manage to have a successful date with your match, you’ll be able to ask out other folks to other locales. Sushi bars, cruise ship eateries, and ice bars. Each of these will present a new set of problems for you to overcome (like the ship drifting back and forth while you try to eat), making things even more challenging for your hand.
All of this results in some dates that are hilariously bad, which is so much better than one that’s just boring. If your date’s not going to be that interested in you, at least they could be dealing with an out-of-control blaze so you have a funny story to tell your buddies later.
Table Manners is currently in development, but in the meantime, you can add it to your Steam Wishlist.
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