The Narrator is a DICK: Longer, Harder, and Uncut offers the endless fun of being tortured by a narrator while trying to complete an unfair platformer.
What if someone was narrating your very life? What if that person was also a huge jerk?
Drawing inspiration from legendary rage-filled games like ‘Kaizo Mario‘ and ‘I Wanna Be The Guy‘, The Narrator is a DICK takes you on an adventure that is sure to boil your blood, yet hopefully have you bust a gut laughing at the pointed hatred of your antagonist: the narrator.
These games are reserved for those who have extreme skills in platformers (or just patience that I’ve never seen achieved in a human). You will have to fight your way through spiked drops, a giant octopus, pole-dancing, and whatever the narrator decides to throw at you in the moment. You know. ‘Cause he’s a dick. This hilarious game also sports a full cast of completely ridiculous characters – all of which you can take control of if you feel like you need a new skin. Especially a very pink unicorn skin.
Those who have already played the original version released in 2016 will still have a whole new game in front of them. This is because an entirely new cooperative mode has been added so you can enjoy each other’s pain as you fall to your deaths an insurmountable number of times. The bond that you grow while enduring these painful and hilarious moments will be priceless, though.
The Narrator is a DICK: Longer, Harder, and Uncut is available now on Steam.
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I’m the creator of this game, thanks a lot for this review I really appreciate it. Glad I stumbled across this site, gonna check out some other articles 🙂