Why does the gear have two pistols? Why does the hippo have a gatling gun in its mouth? Who deputized the sheep to stop them? DEEEER Simulator has many questions to answer.
DEEEER Simulator hasn’t gotten any less ridiculous since the last time we looked at it. You play as a deer, peacefully co-existing with the other animals of an odd town. Maybe your life will be so nice that you’ll gain your own human fan club that wears antlers. Maybe you’ll get along with the fish and koalas and other creatures that wander the city streets. You can be the better animal, if you want to be.
But you also have guns. Guns where your antlers should be. And you can stretch your body. And attach animals to basically make the Devastator of woodland creatures. And you can blow stuff up. Start fights by running people over with a kaleidoscopic zebra. Knock over buildings. You’re free to make a big nuisance of yourself if it helps you blow off some steam in this absurd place. Just don’t expect the other well-armed animals to take this lying down. You might not expect a rabbit to be able to use a machine gun, but I wasn’t exactly expecting a deer that could use pistols, either.
DEEEER Simulator just wants you to let loose and be silly within its wild environments and world, spreading mayhem in ways you might not expect. What better way to unwind than with a rubbery, stretchy deer with pistols at the end of a hard work day?
DEEEER Simulator is available now on Steam Early Access.
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