Don’t let global climate change, a trash-laden park of unhappy workers, and the planet being in flames keep you from making the most profitable zoo ever!
Zoo Tyc00n 2032 starts you off with a colossal loan from your rich dad and all the land you can take, tasking you with creating a great zoo out of it! With the money you have to start, you can bring in any animal you like no matter how irresponsible and cruel it might be to cage them, then build a few burger and pizza joints around it to capitalize on people who want to stare at it for a while. You’re in this to make money, after all.
What makes things hard is all of this climate change nonsense going on. Junk just keeps piling up (as hiring someone to clean it costs money and we’re here to MAKE money), these annoying crevices keep opening up in the eroding earth, the land around the park is engulfed in fire, and bad things just keep on happening in Zoo Tyc00n 2032. These all eat away at morale, but even if that hits negative numbers, your staff still need to eat, so it’s not like they’re going to quit. Let that morale go as low as you want!
The thing is, all of this mess will eventually lead to a state where it’s hard to keep Zoo Tyc00n 2032’s animals and customers alive. For all your wealth, it seems that the end of the world will still kill you, but that’s a problem for those who aren’t trying to build an amazing zoo, right?
Grimly humorous, cutting, and devastatingly depressing all at once, Zoo Tyc00n 2032 is THE game for the unfeeling capitalist in your life.
Zoo Tyc00n 2032 is playable for free on Itch.io.
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