Need some reflex training? What better than a fresh bullet hell/platformer experience that features ONLY boss fights?
Are your fingers twitching already? Nowhere Patrol wants to give you a thrilling battle that will leave you with a sense of pride and major bragging rights upon clearing its array of big cartoonish foes.
The Nowhere Patrol is tasked with taking down monsters that have appeared in the castle. Their only clue is that they were awakened by ‘something strange’. With this foreboding atmosphere upon them, our three cute- (and hilarious) looking heroes set forth.
For players that just want to get to the nitty-gritty and pass over the long trudges to boss rooms, Nowhere Patrol is perfect. The game offers non-stop action as you trounce one boss after the next (or die mercilessly thousands of times). With over 10 uniquely-designed bosses to conquer, you’ll have to hone your techniques and stay light on your feet amidst dozens of shots to make it through to the end. Just don’t get too hooked on one attack, as you’re given an array of weapons you can use so your strategy doesn’t get too bland.
With creative character designs (including a flying trombone) and a fast tempo soundtrack, you probably won’t mind dying a few (thousand) times to Nowhere Patrol‘s colossal, comedic bosses.
Nowhere Patrol is available for $4.99 on Itch.io and Steam.
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