Pizzaro Project Deep Dish may be exactly what the world needs right now: a clown dating sim with many layers of pizza puns.
You’ll be following the story of Anne Chovy (I kid you not). Your life is pretty normal, apart from the fact that you’ve suddenly encountered a clown that’s a little down on his luck. He’s living in poverty and would like to know if you’d be so kind as to extend your hand to help him.
If you find yourself so inclined, you’ll be treated to a love story that will surely stick in your head for ages (and may wake you at 2 am, leaving you wondering how you got so mixed up in big top romance). You will learn things about this clown that will make you want to reveal what lies beyond the seventeenth layer of make-up that obscures his true form. Or you’ll just play out of complete curiosity, wondering where this tale of pizza and clown love will go.
Could it possibly be love? You’ll have to dip your feet in the world of ‘Cal Zone’ (Seriously) to understand what it means to be a clown in this world. And what it means to date one. Who knows what sort of desires will begin to swirl up in you as the pizza puns flood your mind and this radiant clown touches your heart? Hopefully it’ll at least make your reconsider that life-long fear of clowns that plagues you.
Pizzaro Project Deep Dish is available now on itch.io.
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