Come take a look at this lovely home for sale in The Open House! There’s absolutely nothing wrong with this place at all, no sir! Just ignore those red stains.
Northtree Real Estate is offering a snappy way to check out its sale properties these days, taking potential buyers through a virtual walk through their homes. Well, they’ve only got one of them up there right now, 15615 Hollow Oak Lane, but it’s a nice place! So roomy and sunny and wonderful. It’s a lovely demonstration of the tech, and I’m sure many home-seekers will be happy with this ability to see a place without having to drive there. Although they could drive there, as there is nothing at all wrong with this house.
The program has a few quirks to it, but you shouldn’t let those bother you as you take a look around the spacious kitchen and the various rooms upstairs. Isn’t the bathroom just to die for? Not that anyone has died in this house or anything. That’s not what I’m trying to say here. What a silly turn of phrase I just used right there. I’m such a silly goose. Everyone who used to live here is very much still alive, I assure you. They’re just not here now. And if they were you could see that they most definitely still have all of their skin on.
So, do give The Open House a spine. Wait, I meant spin. Typos and all that. I wasn’t trying to imply that something inside the house wants your spine. That’s just absurd. Anyway, feel free to email the developer of the program if you would like to make an offer on this charming, not-at-all horrifying, home.
The Open House is available now (for whatever you wish to pay for it) on itch.io.
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